Nice to be part of your crew here, jose!

Wow, I just saw that you left me a message six weeks ago. Guess I should pay more attention to this shit.

Jose-
How'd you come up with that name?
Thanks,
FD

555 on a 666...

Maybe I'd consider rooting for the Packers if they switched to yellow jerseys, ala the Brazilian national squad.

hey my name is mercades an im a kind for you in i love the note that you did for me thank you very much.my mercades

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: I'm always up for a look up! Seems it was B.G., but seems he DIDN'T kick.

[67.15.86.88]

PBR is the only beer in a can worth drinking. Frank Booth put it best, "Heineken!?! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Do you think Jose Reyes's favorite wrestler was Jose Luis Rivera?

You're like the most popular person on Gawker, but since you post mostly on Deadspin, I've almost never seen you before. This ranking system is pressure-filled.

Um....uh... yeah it is, isn't it? ...pardon me while I go tell myself what a dumbfuck I am.

Unlike myself, the ladies LOVE YOUR SHIT MAN!

Yeah I'm scoring some heavy points with the Biznatches. LA got pissed at me because I critiqued her bland post on BugsandCranks. I was pointed but polite. I wasn't trying to be an asshole, as she asserts, but the column blew. Westsidegirl is just some wound up carpet munching tight ass weirdo. Oh, did I mention dumbass? I think I'll avoid the carpet set in the future. Uppity broads.

I'm going to expose your comment ("my...hairdresser") to the entire DS/internets world unless you give me ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Don't make me get Dr. Evil on ya. I think everyone knows at this point that your a friending floozy so it won't exactly be big news.

I don't know who is staff and who isn't. Who the fuck is Nibbles? It kinda looks like you have to have a blog to get a coveted star. I have a job and no star.

That Witzbold guy is chumping you man. C'mon! Pick up your game.

Thanks for your latest message big boy. Even though we are probably a few time zones apart I feel very close to you already. You can go on living your life vicariously through me on wonkette. And my storyline always ends badly.

i am the real thing. i have a political side you know. when i endorsed mccain it was in all the papers and even this site. jim and ken have a secret crush on me and so do YOU you bad boy.

You are my first follower on Wonkette! This blog is totally cool. We should meet the next time you are in L.A. Drinks will be on me! I make a mean Apple Martini!

The answer to "hernia's" question is hell ya.

Do you think Jose Reyes enjoys salsa music more than Ruben Sierra?